Post by IdarTh on Apr 13, 2006 12:34:13 GMT -5
For de av oss som henger på Dakka (bare meg herfra, tror jeg) er Kid_Kyotos stadige oppdaterte signatur inneholdende mange fine previews på GWs kommende Dexer alltid et høydepunkt. Ofte har jeg ønsket at denne informasjonen skulle vært lagret et sted, slik at jeg kunne ha oversikt over 40Ks fremtid. Lite visste jeg om at han faktisk hadde tråder der de alle var samlet på en lite besøkt og obskur del av forumene! Før nå! Her er det noe for alle! Linker, med et høydepunkt fra hver tråd:
Space Marine Previews
"The Green Space Marines have a terrible, dark secret that I’m not going to tell you. Because it’s terrible. And dark. And SECRET. You see this one time the Emperor and the Boss Green Space Marine were in Tiajuana and they were doing tequila shots and the next thing you know… WAIT! You almost tricked me into telling the Dark Terrible Secret! Let’s just say that the Boss Green Space Marines like to wear dresses and hang out with midgets. And the Big Green Space Marines like to wear feathers. Then there’s the naked water polo. OK. That’s all I’m saying… You can draw your own conclusions.
– Sneak Preview of Codex Green Space Marines"
Space Marine Previews vol. II
"Unlike other Space Marines who like Fighting and Killing, the Nerd Space Marines like Thinking and Reading. The other Space Marines laugh at them very (x2) much and make them wear silly Space Hats with wires and stuff. Other Space Marines get Guns and Chain Saws but the Nerd Space Marines have to fight with Sticks and Books. This makes them very (x2) sad.
– Sneak Preview of Index Astres Nerd Space Marines"
Previews Vol 3: Bad Space Marines
"Unlike the Good Blue Space Marines the Bad Blue Space Marines like to hang out with Puny Humans. Sometimes they let Puny Humans do all their fighting. That’s lame. Even the Good Blue Space Marines don’t hang out with Puny Humans.
– Sneak Preview of Codex Bad Blue Space Marines"
[url=http://www.dakkadakka.com/Default.aspx?tabid=93&forumid=9&postid=9952&view=topic[/url]Space Alien Previews[/url]
"This one time we made rules and models for the Space Elf Clowns. The models were really (x2) cool and the concept was awesome (x2) and everyone (x2) liked them and even now people still buy their models even though we didn’t make rules for them since 1996. So a lot (x2) of people ask when we’re going to bring the back cause it would be really fun and we’d make a lot (x2) of money. Well we won’t. Ever. This is because we hate you all.
– Sneak Preview of the secret Codex Space Elf Clowns that we keep locked up in a safe next to the plastic Girl Space Marines
***
Green Monsters can build pickup trucks out of garbage and pee gasoline. Kind of like rednecks. They like to drive around in their pickup trucks and burn things. Also like rednecks. Now a lot of people want us to make new Green Monster Pick Up Trucks but we won’t cause that would be hard. Instead we’ll make new arms for the Black Space Marines, cause that’s easy!
– Sneak Preview of Codex: Redneck Green Monsters "
Og min personlige favoritt (selvfølgelig): The Puny Humans
"The Very Expensive Guys are Very (x2) expensive. This one time a guy bought them! We were like, whoa, someone bought the Very Expensive Guys. Damn. So then we had to make rules for them. So we said that they can fly like superman and have guns that look Real Cool. And they’re made of RESIN! I don’t know what Resin is, but I think it’s a kind of gold. That’s why they’re Very (x2) expensive.
– Sneak Preview of Codex The Very Expensive Guys
***
If you thought the Very Expensive Guys were very expensive that’s cause you haven’t seen the Very Expensive Tanks. The Very Expensive Tanks are like the Expensive Tanks you can buy in every shop but they are Very Expensive and you must import them from Mars, or England or somewhere. Then you must buy the Very Expensive Book so you can use them. What? You think the rules should come with the Very Expensive Tanks for free? You are a stupid head! Then you must convince other people to let you use the Very Expensive Tanks because the rules are optional and the only people who have seen them are people with the Very Expensive Book. Finally you must learn that the rules for the Very Expensive Tanks suck because they’re just for fun. We are GW, we are masters of marketing.
– Sneak Preview of Codex Very Expensive Tanks
***
The Gas Mask Guys have Gas Masks! Gas Masks are like ultimate cool! Ask the Department of Homeland Security! They’re also Kind of Expensive but next to the Very Expensive Guys they’re nothing. Everyone loves them. But we won’t make them in plastic. This is because we hate you.
– Sneak Preview of Codex Gas Mask Guys
***
If you think the Gas Mask Guys are cool that’s because you haven’t see the Black Gas Mask guys. The Black Gas Mask Guys are just as cool as the Gas Mask Guys but have the super powers of They Are Black and They Have A German Sounding Name. This makes them Ultimate (x2) cool. Many people think we should make the Black Gas Mask Guys in plastic because they’d be very (x2) popular. But we don’t. Instead we make Black Space Marine Doors in plastic. This is because we hate you all.
– Sneak Preview of Codex Black Gas Mask Guys"
Space Marine Previews
"The Green Space Marines have a terrible, dark secret that I’m not going to tell you. Because it’s terrible. And dark. And SECRET. You see this one time the Emperor and the Boss Green Space Marine were in Tiajuana and they were doing tequila shots and the next thing you know… WAIT! You almost tricked me into telling the Dark Terrible Secret! Let’s just say that the Boss Green Space Marines like to wear dresses and hang out with midgets. And the Big Green Space Marines like to wear feathers. Then there’s the naked water polo. OK. That’s all I’m saying… You can draw your own conclusions.
– Sneak Preview of Codex Green Space Marines"
Space Marine Previews vol. II
"Unlike other Space Marines who like Fighting and Killing, the Nerd Space Marines like Thinking and Reading. The other Space Marines laugh at them very (x2) much and make them wear silly Space Hats with wires and stuff. Other Space Marines get Guns and Chain Saws but the Nerd Space Marines have to fight with Sticks and Books. This makes them very (x2) sad.
– Sneak Preview of Index Astres Nerd Space Marines"
Previews Vol 3: Bad Space Marines
"Unlike the Good Blue Space Marines the Bad Blue Space Marines like to hang out with Puny Humans. Sometimes they let Puny Humans do all their fighting. That’s lame. Even the Good Blue Space Marines don’t hang out with Puny Humans.
– Sneak Preview of Codex Bad Blue Space Marines"
[url=http://www.dakkadakka.com/Default.aspx?tabid=93&forumid=9&postid=9952&view=topic[/url]Space Alien Previews[/url]
"This one time we made rules and models for the Space Elf Clowns. The models were really (x2) cool and the concept was awesome (x2) and everyone (x2) liked them and even now people still buy their models even though we didn’t make rules for them since 1996. So a lot (x2) of people ask when we’re going to bring the back cause it would be really fun and we’d make a lot (x2) of money. Well we won’t. Ever. This is because we hate you all.
– Sneak Preview of the secret Codex Space Elf Clowns that we keep locked up in a safe next to the plastic Girl Space Marines
***
Green Monsters can build pickup trucks out of garbage and pee gasoline. Kind of like rednecks. They like to drive around in their pickup trucks and burn things. Also like rednecks. Now a lot of people want us to make new Green Monster Pick Up Trucks but we won’t cause that would be hard. Instead we’ll make new arms for the Black Space Marines, cause that’s easy!
– Sneak Preview of Codex: Redneck Green Monsters "
Og min personlige favoritt (selvfølgelig): The Puny Humans
"The Very Expensive Guys are Very (x2) expensive. This one time a guy bought them! We were like, whoa, someone bought the Very Expensive Guys. Damn. So then we had to make rules for them. So we said that they can fly like superman and have guns that look Real Cool. And they’re made of RESIN! I don’t know what Resin is, but I think it’s a kind of gold. That’s why they’re Very (x2) expensive.
– Sneak Preview of Codex The Very Expensive Guys
***
If you thought the Very Expensive Guys were very expensive that’s cause you haven’t seen the Very Expensive Tanks. The Very Expensive Tanks are like the Expensive Tanks you can buy in every shop but they are Very Expensive and you must import them from Mars, or England or somewhere. Then you must buy the Very Expensive Book so you can use them. What? You think the rules should come with the Very Expensive Tanks for free? You are a stupid head! Then you must convince other people to let you use the Very Expensive Tanks because the rules are optional and the only people who have seen them are people with the Very Expensive Book. Finally you must learn that the rules for the Very Expensive Tanks suck because they’re just for fun. We are GW, we are masters of marketing.
– Sneak Preview of Codex Very Expensive Tanks
***
The Gas Mask Guys have Gas Masks! Gas Masks are like ultimate cool! Ask the Department of Homeland Security! They’re also Kind of Expensive but next to the Very Expensive Guys they’re nothing. Everyone loves them. But we won’t make them in plastic. This is because we hate you.
– Sneak Preview of Codex Gas Mask Guys
***
If you think the Gas Mask Guys are cool that’s because you haven’t see the Black Gas Mask guys. The Black Gas Mask Guys are just as cool as the Gas Mask Guys but have the super powers of They Are Black and They Have A German Sounding Name. This makes them Ultimate (x2) cool. Many people think we should make the Black Gas Mask Guys in plastic because they’d be very (x2) popular. But we don’t. Instead we make Black Space Marine Doors in plastic. This is because we hate you all.
– Sneak Preview of Codex Black Gas Mask Guys"
